Sander Schimmelpenninck pisses from the inside in

wow. Tim does what Sander might want. Start your own country. Own people, ownlaws, money, flag, national anthem. Tim den Besten (35) works in six episodesof the youth series Timmyland (VPRO) to the establishment of its own empire.In the first episode on Sunday, he sat at Willem-Alexander’s desk to ask fortips for his plan. In Tim’s land, there are salons where residents can petdogs. Every Sunday a Timmy snack, half frikadel, half chicken corn with currysauce, is distributed at state expense. The idea is that Tim den Bestenhimself will be in charge of the country. As king, president, general or allat once, as long as he’s in charge. Willem-Alexander could not help him withthat, but he did arrange a visit to Mark Rutte for him. The ‘real boss’ of theNetherlands.

Sander Schimmelpenninck (38) is the sole ruler in his Twitter kingdom. Therehe can decide who of his 164k inhabitants can talk to and who can’t, but hecan’t prevent people who strongly disagree with him from grazing him in thestreet. He must, he said on Sunday evening at College Tour , sometimesrunning for his life. And claim Schiermonnikoog, like him in a tweet suggested?Then I give the plan for Timmyland more chance, which must arise on a newWadden Island to be redeveloped.

On the podium where many a world leader sat, Sander Schimmelpenninck waswelcomed as an opinion leader. The first question, always, is what the guestwas like as a student. A minimum line, Sander said. Lazy college student,confident suitor. Approaching a girl and asking, “Why do you find me soattractive?” There is so much in that one arrogant sentence. The confusion itbrings, the confidence it brings, the expectation of success that brings newsuccess.

He is the first to recognize that his success is largely based on luck ratherthan merit. Born in a prosperous country, in a good nest, with an excellenteducation. He has a ton in his bank account, two million in assets, an annualsalary of around half a million. “Too much,” he thinks. Yet he is an angryman. One that pisses from the inside inwards, says Jort Kelder about his “mini me “. He commits suicide on everything that shaped him: his noblebirth, his class, his corps past, his spoiled friends.

Student Sanne was banned

Student Sanne stood at the microphone with a question. She turned out to bebanned from Sander’s Twitter paradise because she wrote something about Sanderwho thinks flying is too cheap, but keeps flying to his girlfriend in Sweden.Sanne was then blocked by Sander. Because: “Stupidity is always a block.” Idon’t know what else happened between the two, but Sander found everythingabout it “uncomfortable on every level”, and the camera kept coming back tothe girl who was once a fan of his after her quip, until she couldn’tunderstand him anymore. . What she said was: Sander is making a series aboutthe gap between rich and poor, but is rich himself. Sander writes criticalcolumns de Volkskrant , but is still rich. Sander is left, but he remainsrich. It’s getting, she said, a little unbelievable.

Sander remained sovereign. You can, he says, be pro-money and think thatwealth should be distributed more fairly. He is not leftist, or overlyempathetic with the poorest. He is, however, “annoyed” that the economicsystem in the Netherlands is deepening the gap. Shouldn’t he go into politicshimself? “Skin in the game.” That seems to him a guarantee for even morethreat and “babble”. That’s why I say, do your own country. I know what Sanderputs on first. A new tax system that rewards work and taxes wealth.